Total Medals Earned: 2,396 (From 359 different games.) Total Medal Score: 47,340 Points
Medals Earned: 3/7 (20/110 points)
Medals Earned: 9/18 (80/410 points)
Medals Earned: 4/6 (45/80 points)
Medals Earned: 13/20 (115/500 points)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (140/140 points)
Medals Earned: 8/13 (300/550 points)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (150/150 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/70 points)
Medals Earned: 5/10 (55/150 points)
Medals Earned: 5/14 (40/505 points)
First time explode the zombie
Win 14 level
Win 27 level
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Eliminate the psychic, Ishmael
Master the game's basic controls
Kill at least sixteen insects
Destroy The Watcher in a final, epic battle!
Sink Tim the Pirate once and for all!
Defeat Ishmael with the screen still flipped
Complete the entire game
Shoot off 200 of The Watcher's feathers
Unlock and defeat the secret boss
Reach the end of 'Ice Quest'
Wipe out all ninja in the colosseum
Defeat Tim the Pirate without using any combos
Find every secret item in the game
Unlock every bonus in the game
Defeat all three main bosses in the arena in epic mode
Gain a 'no damage' win over every boss in the arena
Defeat the secret boss in the arena in epic mode
Gain every other achievement in the game
You died
First boss defeated
Second boss defeated
Final boss defeated
Finished the game on hard
Fail 20 times
Kill 20 farmers
Dodge 20 medium high obstacles
Jump 20 medium ground obstacles
Dodge 20 small high obstacles
Jump 20 small ground obstacles
Block 20 volleys of arrows
Dodge 20 large high obstacles
Jump 20 large ground obstacles
Block 20 duelists
Jump 20 hoplites
Dodge 20 volleys of arrows
Unlock all armor
Dodge 10 rider attacks
Outrun 10 riders
Survive 5 minutes in Pursuit
Complete Story mode
Survive 5 minutes in Survival
Complete hardcore mode
Unlock all game modes
What a quick game!
a classic rockstar's end
so what is the typical holiday like?
you are a beach boy!!!
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Achieve 100,000 points
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Survive 100m!
Survive an impressive 200m!
Survive an unbelievable 300m!
Read about Christine
Buy every upgrade
Kill the boss
Win the game
Give a lot of money to the IRS
Earn 5 million dollars without firing a shot.
Win without losing a life
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
